Just in case you thought real life had destroyed any possibility of you ever becoming a wizard, you need to know that the secret to becoming a powerful spellcaster can be hidden within your wardrobe.
No, I’m not talking about a doorway to Narnia, unfortunately. The trick to becoming a powerful 21st century wizard is to wear the Technomancer Digital Wizard Hoodie.
Loaded with hi-tech goodies like speakers, LEDs, and accelerometers, the hoodie delivers a wide variety of lighting and sound effects when you go through the motions of casting a spell, with each spell creating its own unique combination of effects. The wearer even gets to experience the excitement of being a novice wizard because your hands have to be moved in just the right sequence to trigger certain spells.
The powerful incantations that can be mastered are:
- Restore Health
- Energy Beam
- Raise the Dead
- Water Bending
- (plus bonus Color Caster and Restore Mana, the reset position)
Of course, with the lining and outer material both being 100% cotton, the hoodie is also an excellent bit of outerwear if you’re just looking for clothes, although you will definitely get some interesting looks when you hail a cab or wave to a friend.
Those who desire a little magic in their lives can become a technomancer for $119.99.