The Voice Recording Golf Ball Display Case. $75.00. Now tell me sir – for the love of all that’s precious – why would you want to stick a talking golf ball display case up on any wall of your dwelling in this life or the next? No, don’t avert your eyes in that evasive manner, answer me truthfully. Hah! Thought so! Better still, tell me honestly who came up with this shudderingly exciting idea in the first place? And have they been released yet?

‘Our wooden display lets you showcase your most memorable games with nine custom audio messages. This handsome wooden case holds nine golf balls and lets you record a message for each. “I got a hole in one!” or “Finally broke 80.” Records a 19-second message for each ball. Internal memory saves recorded messages for up to 99 years without power or batteries. Lockout switch prevents accidental erasure.’