If your mental picture of camping includes spending the night in a cramped, cubicle-sized tent with someone’s feet in your face as you try to sleep, it might be time to give your idea of camping an upgrade.

Cabela’s Ultimate Alaknak Tent is what camping is all about. Forget about getting in touch with nature or any of that other naval-gazing garbage, and don’t worry about packing any rifles because you won’t be doing any hunting unless the wildlife comes right up to this little piece of Heaven in the woods.

Measuring an impressive 13 feet by 27 feet, this super-tent has enough room for 11 people to sleep, 5-foot walls, two large doors, two offset center poles, one exterior center pole, 3 large multi-panel windows, a clear vinyl window, and a screen door that lets the breeze in while keeping the critters out. After spending a weekend in this bad boy, you might not want to go back home.

• Dimensions: 13 ft. x 27 ft.
• Tent body weight: 57 lbs.
• Frame weight: 50 lbs.
• Stakes weight: 16 lbs.

$1,499.99 will let you camp like a boss.