Look here peeps, there are many ways you can improve your health. You can exercise, eat properly, dress nicely and so on. But one of the most over-looked methods is to strap something strange onto your noggin and lean back and relax. Trust us, we’ve been tin-foil lovers for decades.

This USB Head Brain Massager promises to improve your blood circulation, help you sleep better and enhance your memory. How does it do this? Well by massaging those itty bitty acupuncture points on your head which your lifestyle messes up. Or something.

It’s important to understand that spending a few hours a week looking like a gonk with a Bladerunner fetish is not guaranteed to deliver the kind of results an enhanced android gets, but hey at the the very least you’ll probably feel relaxed after all the pulsing finishes off. The gadget works from USB or three AAA batteries. $52.00.