Real men don’t carry around wussy slim-line chargers for their smartphones and portable gadgets. They wouldn’t be seen dead with a matt black or burnished carbon fiber pocket block. Oh no.

For the real dude, nothing less than a DeWalt DCB090 Lithium Ion power source will do. It’s big, it’s bright – oh so bright – yellow and it is absolutely guaranteed to make your pants look like you’ve stuffed a full on beef burrito in there for lunch.

It will, however, serve adequately well to charge up two small USB devices while you’re building the Sultan of Elbonia’s new castle, and you probably won’t lose it down the back of his wife’s couch either. The price to you, excluding any serious chain saw attachments, is just $18.99.