The ultimate non-secret symbol of secrecy can now be yours, for those times when you want to call attention to yourself while listening to your music secretly.

Does anybody else besides us wonder what’s so secret about the Secret Service? You can spot those guys from a mile away. Now that we think about it, the Secret Service Earphones are probably a clever ploy created by the Secret Service itself. After all, real agents won’t stick out quite so much if more people wear the familiar-looking earphones. They’ll basically be hiding in plain sight.

The earphones, which can be plugged into your MP3 or phone, are made of translucent material that tries really hard to be invisible but isn’t. The secret agent effect is enhanced even more with the curly coil that dangles behind the ear. You know the one; it screams, ‘Don’t look at me. I’m doing secret agenty things.’

You can assist the Secret Service with their efforts of blending in with the crowd by getting your own Secret Service Earphones for £9.95 / $16.56.