OK, get ready with all the one-liners for this puppy. You know how it’s going to go, right? These are not the ribs you are looking for, the fork is strong with this one, yes Luke, I am your frankfurter. And so on. But fear not, next year it will be the turn of some other meme.

Anyhoo, these Lightsaber BBQ Tongs may drive you intellectually nuts, but we’re pretty sure they’ll hold a sausage or two. The only thing that bugs us about buying this kind of kit is the fact that you’re probably paying twice as much just for the privilege of adding more cash to the Disney or Lucas wallet or whatever.

They probably make a nice gift for a Death Star loving Wookie. Or something. Priced at $33.32 / £19.99.