Straight to us from the ‘what are they thinking?‘ department is this cute looking little Sound Effect Drum Machine Wallet which plays one of five drum beats every time you open it. So let’s get this straight, you’re trying to conduct your private financial transaction at a quiet neighborhood cash machine, and this thing will start up with a l33t drum lick when you want to get your credit card out? Brilliant!
We can see this kind of idea totally catching on. Why not a shirt pocket that plays the national anthem every time you stick a large quantity of currency in it, or pants that flash red, white and blue LED lights when they detect a smartphone worth over $600 inserted?
As far as we can see there’s nothing more exciting than letting the world know you’re carrying valuable stuff around, or that it’s just about to be flaunted with a grand opening drum set. Wonderful. So for all of you who enjoy living a little dangerously, we suggest you consider investing in one of these wallets. The battery is replaceable, and who knows you might meet lots of new friends. £14.99.