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Dyson 360 Eye –the vacuum cleaner that’s probably more intelligent than you is

Dyson 360 Eye™ robot

The Dyson Company redesigned the vacuum cleaner a while ago. It took 5000 prototypes and 15 years. You didn’t even know you needed a redesigned vacuum until they made one, but suddenly you couldn’t live with that antiquated piece of junk you called a vacuum anymore. Similarly you probably have no idea you need a Dyson 360 Eye , but it’s probably true, at least Mr Dyson thinks so, and who are we to argue?

So why is this better than a Roomba? Well for one, you know that it’s made by the vacuum company that changed everyone’s impression of a disposable dust bag, so there’s that. This thing runs on tank treads and is clearly built to clean. It’s not mucking about, it’s there to abolish dirt in your home and it’s ready to go to war. Well on your floor. It can’t climb. Yet. We know it’s angry because it generates 50000 G of cyclone force in its cyclonic cleaning chamber (no dust bag here again, geddit?) and the fact that the container is made of the same stuff they make riot shields from. Powerful.

dyson360eye

And it doesn’t just bump into things like lesser cleaners. It uses advanced mathematical algorithms to figure out where it is in full 360 degree super vision-o-motion. Where everything is. Where you are. Oh and its got a crazy powerful motor to match that crazy powerful sucking power. In fact the motor spins at 78,000 rpm. Be careful of the cat’s location.  Oh and did we mention it’s coming with a free smartphone app so you can schedule cleaning and also check on how well it’s doing the job, from wherever you are? Scary.

It’s not out yet, but if you’re really keen on owning a vacuum robot that may or may not rise up against its human oppressors, sign up for the mailing list to be the first home infiltrated.

Donyae’s love for technology is based on a need to survive our future robotic overlords. Know thy enemy as you know yourself. But since even odds are on the zombie future, she has also learned how to prepare squirrel. You can find her on Facebook until the robots – or zombies – rise up.

Donyae Coles – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.


1 Comment

  • I’m already saving my pennies. I have 3 Dysons and I was just about to replace my oldest one. This is just plain fabulous!

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