Do you find yourself in a position to congratulate a person you don’t like? Maybe they got a promotion that should have been yours. Maybe they’ve always just been a bit of meanie. Either way, you don’t like them but you’ve got to be the better person. If that’s the case, have we got a card for you. The Never-Ending Congratulations card is the musical card for your enemies.

Musical and sound effect cards can be good for a gag from time to time but that’s not the case with this one. Generally, closing the card ends the song. This one will just keep on going. Forever and ever. It knows no mercy, no silence.

If endless sound wasn’t enough, it also sprays glitter as soon as it is opened. Party in a card. It does have a safe mode so you can sign it. If you really want to. You may not want to let anyone know you were the person behind this prank. The Never-Ending Congratulations Card is $15.89.