So back in the day there were these things called playgrounds. And a certain class of human called kids. And these ‘kids’ used to employ some thin things called ‘legs’ to do something called ‘running around’ as a form of outdoor entertainment. But that was then. Now, we’re in a whole new era. Right?
This Kid’s Personal Transporter no doubt comes with some great tech specs and all round fun-styled marketing. But it’s a machine that runs around at 3.7 mph and spins around. Oh and it runs for 60 minutes per charge. Or until your little Johnnie runs down Mrs Miggins’ cat next door. Whichever comes first.
Now we love cool tech and all that, but taking kids off their feet and sticking them on to some Dalek machine (look it up!) just doesn’t seem right. Yeah sure they’re pretty colors, but still. Anyhoo, if little trolleys are your thing, here you go. Knock yourself out. Just $249.99 a pop.