The SOS Hammer LED Flashlight. $9.95 buys you the kind of ‘trapped but peaceful’ attitude that can only come from hefting a shatterproof, polycarbonate, ‘smart-chipped’, SOS message flashing 12 red LED’d, waterproof Titan of a flashlight. Ask for it in your Xmas stocking, alongside the nuclear fall out shelter.
On the tip points is the same patented “Diamond Head StrongTM” special alloy used to fabricate the nuts and bolts on commercial aircraft. The tough, sharp points can crack any glass windshield or window instantly with just a touch and without the ricochet of glass shards that can be harmful to your eyes and body. Every Autobahn has 3 preinstalled Sebbas magnets. The same kind used in telecommunications with an electromagnetic charge that is 200 times stronger than any magnet you’ll ever use.