The Clock Radio Letter Opener. So yes, it’s a wave clock. And a radio. Er…with an integral letter opener. Look don’t. I can tell from the look in yer eye you’re going to ask why? Who knows? Perhaps some post room relative of the company chairman came up with the idea. Perhaps they had an internal ‘Triumph of Convergent Products’ competition. Whatever the reason, it’s here. So use it or lose it, ‘K? Around $27.00 yen-ish.