The Hallmarked Solid Silver 2GB USB 2.0 Ball Pen. So you’re like, there, on the 8th floor, trying to sort out some dumb user’s grubby Dell workstation. He’s giving you the 8th floor glare -as if you give a hoot – and you decide to, like, take him down. So ever so nonchalantly you reach deep into the bowels of your Dominos stained Scott eVest and pull out this puppy. All $850.00 of gleaming white ribbed, hallmarked silver and 2GB loveliness, and insert it into a suitable Dell orifice. Suddenly he’s gaping, you’re whistling tunelessly and hey, all’s right with the world my friend. There is a God.