Ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner the ANG-2200 White Noise Generator. Designed by spooks for spooks to keep your conversations private private private. $739.95.
This white noise generator defeats such listening devices as wired microphones buried in a wall, contact or spike microphones, transmitters located in AC outlets and laser/microwave reflection from windows. This is accomplished by producing a security blanket of generated noise completely covering your private conversations with unfilterable sound.