The Multi-Purpose Emergency Tool. Folks, there are some times when only a wind up dynamo charging, AM/FM radio squawking, Blinking LED and siren tooting, seat belt cutting, glass breaking, charge-out jack for mobile phones emergency tool will do. Honest.
Yes, but is it a duct tape dispenser?
What a crock. I was a paramedic for over ten years in a major city, and never once needed a special tool to cut a seat belt. And the tool of choice for breaking auto glass is a spring loaded center punch. Otherwise, just use a rock.