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Sports Drink Mixer

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Sports Drink Mixer. Er…are we the only ones who think it’s a bit strange to take a battery powered drinks mixer to the gym to stir your sports beverage? So you spend goodness knows how much on gym fees to get fit, stronger and more athletic and then are too woosie to stir your cup? Yeah, riiiiiight! Anyway it’s $15.95 and good luck with the abs, loser.

 Sports drink mixer is battery-powered – take it to the gym! Tired of powdery sports drinks? Just measure out the liquid with the volume markings on the tumbler, add your mix and push the button. Tornado action dissolves even the coarsest mix, and you can drink right from the mixing tumbler!

2 Comments

  • Good job on dissing your readers!

    I work out often, and nutritional supplements (in shake form) are part of the game. If you’ve ever had one, you know how clumpy and nasty they taste unless you mix them in a blender.

    This might not be quite as good as lugging a blender to the gym, but it’s probably better than shaking by hand.

    No, I’m not too “woosie to stir [my] cup”.

    I’ll be sure to call YOU a wuss next time you use a blender.

  • Diss, diss? Moi? No sir, that is not dissing, that is pathetic humour masquerading as angry cynicism. My dissing comes in an entirely different flavour and I’m devastated that you would confuse the two. :-)

    But c’mon, you don’t see the subtle irony in taking a mechanical spoon to a gym? As regular readers know, the Ferret would rather eat glass than step foot on an exercise machine, but it just seems strange to me.

    I apologise unreservedly for any insult implied or given.

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