The Elvis Duck. Not only does he look like a duck, but he signs autographs, croons on demand, plays Vegas 3 months of the year and promises that you won’t be lonesome tonite (rats, we allowed a song reference to creep in). £6.95 says you won’t find a more risible duck anywhere this side of Xmas.
Thankfully the makers of the madcap Elvis Duck have obviously got more time on their hands because they’ve successfully united the King and an impossibly cute rubber duckie. And not just any old duckie, because this little fella doubles up as a water-based mood light, phasing through a kaleidoscope of funky colours as he floats about in the tub. You can’t help falling in love with him!
An instant classic, but a rather exotic 20 pound delivery “tax” to Portugal is way nuts (rather more expensive than the item itself!).