The Alien Voice Changer comes with a face changer mask too, so that’s handy. But what’s especially hyperdelic about this piece of electronic wizardry is the retailer’s dire warning attached to the description.

‘FBI Warning! This device must not be used to make threatening phone calls!

OK, so now we have this image of hardened Mafioso types sitting by telephones in their alien masks warning quivering saps that they’ll soon be sleeping with the fishes…on Alpha Centauri. Priceless. $28.95. [Via Toyology]

 You ARE an Alien when you speak into the Omnitrix-shaped Electronic Voice Changer. This device transforms your voice into Greymatter, Heatblast, or Fourarms. The Voice Changer also contains a voice bender that lets you create wild voice distortions. Which Alien are you?