The Illuminated USB Oil Burner is just about the most ridiculous thing you’re ever going to stick on your office desk not only will your co-workers laugh at you for being such a pathetic and clearly deranged holistic loser, but you’ll also be the subject of derision from members of the opposite sex. Probably for the rest of your life. There, now don’t you feel better already? $39.95.
A USB powered oil burner with colour changing lights – is that heaven scent or what? Just pop a few drops of your favourite fragrant oil beneath the chirpy top, then sit back and unwind, suffused in the aroma of lavender (or whatever your tipple is), creating your very own cocoon of calm amid the hustle and bustle of the rest of the office.