The Sabeco Solar Powered Shaver. At last, freed from the slavery of scarce power sockets and flaky rechargeable batteries, men spring loose from their bearded shackles and escape into a universe of perpetually smooth cheeks and svelte legs. Grievously wounded, designer stubble  retreats to a secluded retirement condo in Boca Raton owned by David Beckham and Brad Pitt. The End.