Keys are very weird. Really, I should only have two on my ring, since I only have one front door and the single car. But instead I have like 15 keys on my key-chain. I don’t know what they’re for but I’m afraid to get rid of them, just in case I lock myself out of my old forgotten time vector continuum machine one night. The problem is all these keys are a stabby, bulky, jangly hazard in my bag….