I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a huge Star Wars nut. I’ve got posters, LEGO sets and a lightsaber, of course. However, there are some branded items that I just couldn’t ever bring myself to buy. Take these Top Ten Low Droid Shoes from Adidas, they look hideous.

I get that they were going for a mash-up of C-3PO and R2-D2, but I don’t understand why. Maybe it’s my poor fashion sense, but having half of a shoe covered in gold with black trim and the other half white with bits of blue and silver just doesn’t appeal to me. On the other hand, they’ll likely be easily recognized by any Star Wars fan. They’ll see the color scheme, and realize that you are, in fact, a bigger geek than they. That’s right, you can show your limitless adoration for the movies with these shoes, which will set you back $110.