The Alarm Clock Decision Maker. £24.95. It’s a desktop clock. With a decision maker attached, just in case you get confused. Is that the time or isn’t it? Should I throw the dart or not? Am I a dork for having paid good money for this strangely useless device?
Sling your arrows straight and true into the target and it’ll provide you with all the answers to life’s little quandaries… Not only will this alarm clock wake you with a earth-shaking wail each morning, it’ll also help you tell the time throughout the day, as clocks do with such skill.