The Alien UFO Detector Strap is clearly something that no sane person would be without nowadays. Especially since we’re all well aware that pointy heads are walking amongst us as we speak. Millions of them. Disguised as postal workers, bus conductors and even Marilyn Monroe impersonators. What, you didn’t know? Well you’ll have to spend $18.96 to find out for sure now won’t you?
The best bit about this are the instructions:
(Automatic mode) the “u tongue” has searched 24 hours UFO. UFO appearance do may be when, indicator 高速 turn at full speed begin. (As for sound you do not sound.)
When (manual mode) the shelf where UFO may appear – with the button which at the place where you think is in the substance is pushed one time shortly, the “u tongue” checking the space of that place! UFO encounter probability extent is displayed with blinking condition.
Extraterrestrial kana? Until with you sound “tweet” in the person who is thought, length you will push the button and will be able to point! It becomes search mode, extraterrestrial probability extent it is shown by blinking of the indicator.