OneLink Carbon Monoxide and Smoke Detector with Voice Alert. Clever device can be programmed with alerts relating to its location, so in the unfortunate event of an alarm going off you know quickly where it’s happening. 85dB loud too, so that should be enough to raise even the heaviest sleeper. Battery powered and connects wirelessly to other alarms on the premises. $99.99.  With the 85 decibel alarm and voice function, it is very easy to hear from a considerable distance….

Porsche Audio System. Ach, dose klever Germans, yet again they show ze world how to craft stylish, yet understated consumer technology in ze black kolor. Diese FM/AM radio stationen player mit remote controllen und iPod docking facilitate hides the speakers in the control knobs for extra coolness. And puts a 3 inch sub-woofer in the back seat. Yep, dat Porsche fellow he knows his designen stuffen. £409.00.  No unnecessary buttons, no blinking display. The stylish front in shiny black acrylic…

Chain Mail T-Shirt. We’re thinking this is the perfect attire to wear for your all important interview at the Googleplex. Forget all the fancy intelligence tests, psychometric questioning and bonding sessions, if the guys there don’t recognise a real live off the wall renaissance lovin’ middle earth dungeon master when they see one, then what’s the point of working there anyway? $99.99.  In case you weren’t aware, chain mail does not stretch. You cannot put it on one arm at…

This Light Sensitive Sound Box should probably be sub-titled ‘how to get your head smacked’. Hide the box in someone’s bedroom, and watch or listen as the device emits either a dog bark or dripping tap noise when they switch the light off. Yeah well, an Einstein product it ain’t. The annoying thing of course is the fact that the noise stops when they turn on the light to hunt for the source, making it difficult to locate without a good…

3rd Space FPS Vest. Integrated ‘pneumatic technology’ simulates punches, explosions and stuff when you’re immersed in playing that video game. Um…is this a good thing? Anyhoo, you’ll need to load up the special driver to get it to work, and there’s no guarantee that the air-compressor system will work with your game (only eight titles supported so far). Oh and it only works with ‘official licensed’ versions of the games, so bad luck on that hacked copy of F.E.A.R., dude. £129.95.  This state of…

Nubrella. Alan Kaufman was inspired one wet and windy day in New York and came up with this doozy of a product to replace the humble umbrella. A hands-free, upper torso ‘weather protector’. Apparently it’s wind tested up to 50mph, won’t fog, or make you look like a slightly weird alien from Alpha Centauri. Ahh…OK so scratch that last bit. $59.95. (…snarks aside, it looks quite useful for bike riders) [Thanks Lewis]  With its new aerodynamic oval design with extended coverage wind now flows over…