Bring it to Life Stickers. Now come on, seriously. If you’re so sad that you need to make your stapler look like Aunt Maude, then you need help. Remember folks, anthropomorphism is the last pathetic refuge of the lonely geek. Just ask Suki, my cute likkle laptop. She knows. $7.95 (£3.58).
What could be funnier than giving your shredder some fangs, a wacky set of buck teeth on your hole punch, a glare on your stapler that says – hands off! If you want a change of pace (or there’s some sort of international delegation or head honcho tour happening), no problems, because Bring It To Life Stickers are removable. There’s a stack of different eyes and mouths to choose from, packaged in a clear peggable headerbag.