OK, I’m going to be charitable here and assume that the sudden rash of Fewawi badged merchandise has not flooded onto the market just because Michael Shumacher has suddenly upped his fees. But….?

Anyway the Oregon Scientific folk seem to be taking it more seriously than most, with a full range of products, including this FSP 301 Maranello clock which not only features a dinky time projection feature, but also a weather and temperature display and the earsplitting sound of a Ferrari Formula One car screaming past your left ear hole as an alarm sound. Guaranteed to wake you up with a coronary attack every single ‘AAARRRGHWASSAT?’ morning.