BuzzNot Suspenders. Suspenders which are designed specifically to get you through airport security quicker? Things are becoming more surreal by the second. What next, plastic explosive? $19.85.
‘Metal-free BuzzNot Suspenders will get you through security quickly (and quietly). Made of top-quality 1½” elastic with a leather crosspatch, and strong-gripping plastic clips that won’t tear fabric, these comfortable suspenders offer stylish support and easy security checks. Machine washable.’