Um…not too sure how to take this. We think it’s a kind of a role playing, cat loving, fun giving product which is designed to let you help bring out the best in your feline friend. But on the other hand, we’re getting vivid pictures in our mind of late night back alley meet ups, with all the Fight Club messiness you’d expect to find in that environment.

Whatever the truth, this Cat Battle Armor is sure going to get you, and your pet, noticed the next time you dine at Walmart. The apparel is made from leather and waxed cord, and includes delicately worked silver and elastic to ensure a comfy fit.

We love the delicately arranged bones around the model’s body. Lovely touch. If you’re interested in outfitting your Mad Max moggy, be prepared to stump up around $500 for the honor. Good luck with the court case.