Remember those ancient Chinese martial arts movies? Well forget ‘em, nowadays it’s apparently all about very large implements of pain. Like this strange looking thing, which seems to incorporate a Tazer-like 800,000 volt shock device, a flashlight and if you’re really under pressure looks like it could club a full grown grizzly senseless. Priced at 980.00 somethings (‘cause my translation won’t tdkicdnslate enough.)