If you want to stay one step ahead of the master criminals who’ve targeted your home and family for their evil deeds, you’ll need to stay sharp and think out of the box. Well not too far out, maybe just far enough to make sure you’re ID info isn’t easily grabbed from the trash outside your house.

That’s where this Compressor Shredder comes in. Like some avenging angel of destruction, this innocent looking device will chew up your paper as if it was a tasty takeout, and up to 8 sheets at a time. Not only that, but it will even massacre old credit cards, just pop them into the slot and watch them disappear.

The cool thing about this shredder though, is the fact that you can manually pack it down by pushing on the top panel, which means you can store up to 3 times more sensitive shredded data than with a normal box. The shredder cuts the paper into cubes, not long strips, to make it harder to restore the data with sticky tape, and you get a nice clear window on the side to let you know how full the thing is at any time. Priced at $79.99.