The Computerised Stargazer’s Chair. Man, telescopes are like so last year. Star heads are now doin’ it wit the motors and the Teflon ball bearings dude. And you get a miniature joystick and built in green laser pointer to play around with, just like a real Star Fleet captain. Yes! $1995.95.
This is the motorized chair that allows star gazers and amateur astronomers to lie down in a comfortable position for night sky binocular viewing. The computer-controlled motor quietly and smoothly turns the chair a full 360, guided by a miniature joystick built into the binocular mount (binoculars not included) and powered by a rechargeable battery that provides up to four evenings use per charge.
You would have a great invention if you’ld change the binoculars for a beer can :)