Are you the kind of person who prefers your entertainment soft and cushy? If so, you’ll be pleased to know that you can now buy the perfect living room gaming accessory for your needs. Why put up with being uncomfortable and inhibited by a bad control surface when you can sit back in comfort as you frag your enemies.

The Couchmaster Pro is a ultra practical console unit which will support not just your keyboard and mouse, but also your cables, essential snacks and beverages, and anything else you’re likely to need during your sixteen hour Battlefield 4 sessions. The key thing with the kit is the fact that you’ve got lovely comfy padded surfaces everywhere, along with four USB 3 ports, a 5 meter cable extension and a mouse protection pocket. Stay calm, stay calm.

The whole thing is artistically covered in faux leather to stay in keeping with the style of your den, and of course those extra large support cushions ensure that your forearms stay nice and unstressed during long sessions. Available for back order at a price of €159, pizza crusts supplied as an optional extra.