Have you ever looked at a fish swimming around in endless circles in a fish tank and thought, “Gee! Wouldn’t it be great if the fish could actually use the fish tank as a car so it could travel places?” No? Well, somebody did.
The gang over at StudioDIIP (Designing Intelligent Imaging Products) felt sad about little Goldie – that could very well be the fish’s name so hush – not being able to travel and see the world the same way dogs and cats and other animals can, so they went scavenging for parts and created a vehicle that allows even water-confined animals to become mobile. Unfortunately, these highly intelligent people have apparently not spent enough time watching movies because almost everyone knows that mixing science and animals usually doesn’t bode well for humanity.
It starts with a cute little goldfish having fun exploring his environment, but it won’t take long before it escalates into something like this.
Minion photo screen cap from the movie, Mastermind.
Yes, because of this seemingly-innocent invention, fish will soon be equipped with cyborg bodies, gaze out upon the landscape and see the numerous seafood restaurants that provide hearty meals for us, and then they will decide the time of humans being in charge is over.
Enjoy the video for now and cheer the newly discovered freedom that Goldie gets to enjoy but prepare for a future of bowing to our aquatic overlords.
