Crafted in elegant yellow Kevlar, the Daemdu bulletproof handkerchief is designed to protect the heart of the rotten cad about town. It’s limited edition and has to be folded just so in order to work properly. You could say it’s the ultimate pocket protector, but we won’t. Price? Who cares.
The 21st century ninja dandy bullet-proof handkerchief made of Kevlar is exclusively sold at Liborius. The store and designer take NO responsibility for schmucks and wooden-heads who feel compelled to test the endurance or resistance of the textile in any way.
Is it nose-proof?
finally!!!!!!!!!
Designed for the well dressed battle front man.
@Gracehead: ROFL!!
@Zecc: probably not! Heh!