The DLX Muscle Chest Superman is a guaranteed way to win hearts and gain the kind of popularity you’ve always craved. Honest. Once you walk into a room wearing this kit, any problems you may have had with the opposite sex will be over. For ever. Trust us on that one. £31.96.
This deluxe muscle chest superman costume will make a man of steel out of any ordinary bloke – especially if you happen to be a bit on the puny side! Pull on this suit with a 10-pack to die for and you’ll be melting the hearts of Lois lane’s left, right and centre…Make all her fantasies come true when you burst through the bedroom door wearing nothing but those fetching blue tights, red underpants, hunky blue muscle chest and of course who could forget the red cape, belt and those ‘oh so sexy’ boots!
Isn’t “Hi Ho Silver” from the Lone Ranger? That old Western Tele series?
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