Professor Irwin Herskowitz of Iowa State University clearly feels a need to bring the subject of genetics to…ahem… life. How else to explain his YOUnique RAP song? Anyone know the number of P-Diddy’s agent?

‘Now, hang on tight, ‘cause this story tells
Why you’re YOU — not someone else!
So perk up your ears. Make your fingers snap.
And let’s get into the YOUnique RAP.

Just as life’s more than work or play
Your body’s more than DNA.
Most of you’s water. You prob’ly know that.
You’re also carbohydrate, protein, and fat.