Professor Irwin Herskowitz of Iowa State University clearly feels a need to bring the subject of genetics to…ahem… life. How else to explain his YOUnique RAP song? Anyone know the number of P-Diddy’s agent?

‘Now, hang on tight, �cause this story tells
Why you�re YOU — not someone else!
So perk up your ears. Make your fingers snap.
And let�s get into the YOUnique RAP.

Just as life�s more than work or play
Your body�s more than DNA.
Most of you�s water. You prob�ly know that.
You�re also carbohydrate, protein, and fat.