PatioPark. Real grass and a mock fire hydrant? These dogs live better than I do. $260.00.

‘No more late night walks. The Patio Park is a dog potty and training aid for your terrace, garage, office and more..Features a charming picket fence, mock fire hydrant and REAL GRASS, turning your terrace into Central Park for your pooch…The self irrigating system promotes even watering; just add water to the reservoirs and the irrigation strips absorb and distribute it for you.’

1) Awww. Homeless dog learns how to open car door to get a bed for the night.

2) Ooops. Homeless dog learns the meaning of shock and embarrassment when caught out by car owner in the morning.