Dr Timmy’s Micro Hand-Crank LED Torch is unquestionably a thing of wonder. Small, useful, everlastingly delicious and probably very hard work. But let’s not get cranky, eh? Geddit? $4.99.
A steampunktastic flashlight that runs for as long as you’re alive to crank it * Small silver & black flashlight fastens to your keyring or the rivets on your costume * Eat food, get energy, use energy to crank the torch, receive light! * Essential for night time safety to prevent banana-motivated muggings * Each torch bears the Dr. Timmy Seal of Approval!
Try using your key in the dark while holding this thingy and cranking it at the same time.
How many calories does it burn per hour?