The idea of slowing down in this day and age is laughable. We have to be faster, more efficient, and versatile, which means our travel methods should be as well. That’s why there are so many different modes of transportation out there.

The Dual Tracked Vehicle (DTV) Shredder takes form, function, and laughs at both. This is the perfect combination of a segway and a tank if there is such a thing. You’ll be able to go off-road during any season, and it peaks out around 30 miles per hour.

While this has practical purposes such as toting trailers around, it does look a bit ridiculous. The control system is on a pivoting platform much like a skateboard with twist grip throttle, and brakes that are on the handle which also pivots (only for stability). This is a $4,500 investment (shipping is $500), and it can only hold one 200 pound person at a time.