Who needs a new handheld media player when you can use DVD to Mobile to convert all your DVD movies to smartphone playable glory? No-one, that’s who. Well apart from those who need a bigger screen, better battery life and a bit more capacity than a 512MB MMS card. Still…

..and just to be clear, convergence *is* here with us, and it *will* coalesce all the disparate devices into one glorious pocket sized product for all the people, all the time. Sermon over.