You’re tired of life, try one of these English Channel Pedal Boat things and risk everything to get your name in some kind of record book. Holds up to 3 passengers who share your death wish, comes with a DIY Guide to Derring Do, and poodles along at a stately 5.25 mph. You’ll need to supply your own Channel of course. Jolly pip pip, Roger! $3800.00.
Possessing superior nautical qualities that enabled navigation through the Channel’s notoriously inhospitable waters, its ballasted keel provides superior stability in windy conditions for up to three passengers (for a total of 525 lbs.). Its self-righting, durable rotomolded polyethylene hull cuts through chop for a smooth ride. Drawing 1′ 8″ of water, allowing paddling into shallows, it is suitable as a tender for transportation to an offshore boat, or as a way to explore a calm bay or lake.
