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Epoch Clock – the ultimate annoyingly enigmatic timepiece


Nothing says superiority like a timepiece that no-one else can read. Which makes this Epoch Clock the king and queen of time telling implements. Not only will you fail to read it in Hex, but also in Octal, Binary and if you’re particularly ill educated in Roman. How much more pleasure can one human body take? Impress your friends when they also find they can’t tell the time. Be late for important events. Lose the respect of your cat. All this and more for a paltry $39.99. Bargain!

 Like the enigmatic monolith from 2001, this clock will appear only as a mysterious geometric shape to those of inferior intelligence. The more evolved will easily decode the elegant time display rendered by its LEDs. Others may appreciate beautiful words or works of art but your language has always been numbers, the closest expression of eternal truth.

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  • It is so cool! It likes the bomb clock in the film of "Predator"!

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