This French Fry Phone is red and makes and receives phone calls. It does Pulse/Tone if anyone can still remember what that means and the back flips down to make calls. US$20 from Urban Outfitters.

Fry up some sizzling conversation. The sequel to our favorite Hamburger phone, this side of spuds features lots of non-edible stuff, like redial function, tone-pulse switch, flip front with button release, and pause and reset functions. Clear sound (nothing like a drive-thru speaker) and a long, 5 food cord. Imported. Wipe clean.

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