The Laser Guided bomb Parking System. $29.99. Is this what they mean by the peace dividend?
This automatic guidance system allows you to pull into the exact same spot time and time again with laser-beam accuracy! Best of all, the parking system is easy to install, requiring only a Phillips screwdriver…Simply pull your car into your garage, under the laser, until the beam reaches a specific area on your vehicle that you pre-selected. For example, to prevent from pulling in too far, choose a distinct point on the dash or the rear of the hood.
Or you can just hang a tennis ball on a string from the ceiling of the garage for $0.12
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