Perfect for propellerheads – the Arvel USB powered Smokeless Ashtray. ‘Just plug this little egg shaped ashtray into your computer to have the little nicotine chicken suck up all of that extra smoke.’

…or for that extra relief after a hard day pounding the keyboard, what about the Arvel USB powered Ceramic Fragrance-Oil Burner. ‘Just pour your favorite Fragrance oil onto the device and plug in the USB cable.’

I think they’re even platform independent. Arf!