What to give the nerd in your life? Why a Geekman ‘fully poseable action figure’, of course. 100% Pure Geek. $15.99. But where’s the pizza slice, dudes?

‘The 6″ tall GeekMan action figure comes equipped with five weapons of wisdom and tech gadgetry – glasses, laptop, handheld computer, wristwatch and coffee mug. He also sports a secret website passcode.’