‘We are the only dating/networking service where you are guaranteed to meet gorgeous people. Each application is put forward to the Gorgeous Get Togethers panel; those approved meet our criteria of Looks, Presence, and Drive.’
Or, for a slightly more….cough…structured process, how’s about the Love Puzzle service?
‘..a few days before the party you will be able to browse through online profiles of all attendees who have registered for your event. You will select those you fancy online and we will match your choices with theirs…Remember, only dates requested by both parties will feature on your agenda. Each date will last 15 minutes.’
