It is with delight that the Ferret announces the new Mitsubishi High Speed Hand Dryer. No more waving your hands around pathetically under a noisy, useless hand dryer in restaurants, leaving the restroom surreptitiously wiping your still soggy mitts on the backside of your pants. Five seconds a dry. Hoorah!
‘It works by applying a gentle but powerful gust to both sides of the hands. As you slowly pull your hands out of the bin, the “Dual Jet Drying” process literally forces water from both palms and backs of hands in seconds.’